Sunday, August 21, 2016

Cintron Movie Haiku: Sausage Party

**Spoiler Alert**

Pick your favorite (mix and match lines for more fun):

Went To See With Wife
No Real Message In The End
Even Though It Tried

Talented Voice Cast
Some Funny Moments Throughout
Mostly Shock Value

Horny Food Items
Who's Only Goal Is To F*ck
Food Orgy Disturbs

Seth Rogen Gets Baked
(Never Seen That One Before)
Ed Norton? But Why?

Hot Dog, Bun, A Douche
Attempts At Social Topics
Glad I Didn't Pay

What Is The Message?
Politics? Religion? Sex?
Wait, wait, no, there's none.